can i tell you how effing annoying it is when you say "noted"? that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. the only thing stupider than that is "noted, filed, and stored." you're freakin dumb dude.
...but so am i.why were you nice to me? i wish you never scraped my windows after snow storms or brought me coffee before my early morning class. i wish you never told me bed time stories or took me on dates. why did you come up to hot dog? why did you text me? couldn't you have just left me alone? you knew you didn't like me for reals. you knew you were gonna crush the hell outta me. but you let it happen. sooo un-christian of you dude. speaking of annoying things. that show. you're christian show is a bit old. no one that actually knows you believes you. and quit lying to my brother would you? i know you're a lying piece of shit, but he doesn't so just leave him alone too ok? note,file, and store that shit.
one day, i ask him to come over and talk because i'm not such a fan of the cold shoulder game. he agrees. i kid you not, this literally came out of his mouth (or at least his hands because he had to text it. surprised? because i'm NOT). the second i hang up the phone a text arrives in my inbox stating "i don't think you're gonna like what i'm gonna tell you. do you still want me to come over?" YES. he said that. grow a pair dude, really!!!!!
"don't be a stranger" eh? i wouldn't give you the time of day again mister!
ps mr. marlboro reds don't flatter yourself. keep in mind that cigs are sorta known to cause cancer and i'm sorta gonna be a nurse who takes care of patients with cancer. although i absolutely can't stand you, i might be a little sad that i'll be the one taking you off oxygen and putting in the ventilator. note to you, ventilators are NO fun. have a nice life. also, when you forget her, don't you dare think of me!
ahhhh. now that feels good. good night friends!
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